I Wear Heels Bigger Than Your D*ck


  • When your plimsolls are bigger than his package
  • Stop the dancefloor skulkers in their tracks
  • Skip forward to the straight talking
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Sick of being approached by sleazebags on a night out? Stop those cheesy chat up lines in their tracks by wearing one of our go to conversation killer t-shirts. Show him you aren’t referring to your six inch platforms either. If you were wearing kitten heels you would be being generous.

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Black, White, Grey, Maroon, Navy


Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, XX-Large


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