Sick of being approached by sleazebags on a night out? Stop those cheesy chat up lines in their tracks by wearing one of our go to conversation killer t-shirts. Show him you aren’t referring to your six inch platforms either. If you were wearing kitten heels you would be being generous.
I Wear Heels Bigger Than Your D*ck
- When your plimsolls are bigger than his package
- Stop the dancefloor skulkers in their tracks
- Skip forward to the straight talking