A national survey has shown that the provision of public seating in community areas has dropped by a staggering 46% in the last 35 years. As a way to solve this crisis many have taken to the streets to offer their support – emotionally, spiritually and physically. To make a stand against this ongoing public disservice many began to offer their services as “human cushions” in the Stand Up for Seats Strike of 1997. One young patriot, Specter Saffer was quoted as saying “I like my women as I like my glasses – sitting on my face”. Show you support for the cause by purchasing one of our t-shirts and make a stand for sitting down.
*No faces were harmed as a result of this fictional survey