Have a friend who you can smell before you can see? Been in a dutch oven more often than an appeltaart? Do you drive with the window down in fear of being knocked unconscious from Uncle Bernard’s butt belch?
Perhaps it is you that likes give the one man salute? Could you break the sound barrier with your own ass thunder? Do you have a licence to kill with your silent but deadly stench?
Give your friends/relatives/co-workers a fighting chance by warning them of your windy ways.