History is littered with real sh*tty Richards. Richard Nixon – remember him? He was a naughty boy wasn’t he? All that Watergate Scandal business. King Richard III was a right murderous tyrant as was Coronation Street’s own psychopathic Richard Hillman!
Taking all this into consideration =why be a Richard when you can be a Dick instead? Dick Van Dyke – that guy knows how to party! Have you seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? Dick Whittington – what a lad!
I rest my case – don’t be a Richard. Be a Dick and be proud